dog man

One day this man came from home very hungry. there was nothing
to eat but one can in the cupboard that had no label on it. he
said what the hell so he opened the can and started to eat it.
when the mans wife came home she saw him eating the can of food.
she said honey do you know that is dog food. he said no but it
is damn good go get some more. the man started eating the dog
food everyday. the woman being afraid it would hurt him went to
the doctor and asked the doctor if it wopuld hurt him. the
doctor said there were no chemicals in it that would hurt him so
she went home. then shje got to thinking and wanted to get
second opinion so she went to the minister of the church she
attended. the minister told her that the dog food would be the
death of the man.. she tried to get her husband to stop eating
the food. about two months later the man died and the doctor the
minister and the wife were talking. the doctor says i am sorry.
i thought for sure the food wouldnt kill him. the minister said
see i was right the food would kill him. she said no it wasnt
the food he was in the driveway licking his nuts and i ran him
over with the car.