One day a man goes to his doctors and says "Doctor I got raped by an elephant and it ripped my arsehole 10" wide"
"No way," says the doctor, "Bend over and let me see"
So the man bends over and sure enough his arsehole is 10" wide.
"But I thought an elephants dick was long and thin," said the doctor.
"It is," said the man, " but the bastard fingered me first!"
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