Farting Honda

A sales rep for an American auto parts supplier was in Tokyo for an important meeting with the chairman of Toyota to close a huge deal. After he got to his hotel, he farted and strangely it sounded like his ass said "Honda". Puzzled, he forced out another fart and sure enough it came out "hooonda". Needless to say he was freaked out by this. Every time he farted, it came out "hooonda". He flipped through the phone book and found an American doctor and rushed over. The doctor listened to his bizarre farts, examined him thoroughly then proclaimed he was completely stumped. He sent the salesman to a Japanese doctor that specialized in rare diseases, but this doctor too didn't have a clue. He made an emergency appointment with a gastroenterologist. He too was baffled. On his way out of the last doctor's office, he was panicking. He had to cancel the meeting. How embarrassing would it be if in the middle of the chairman of Toyota's office he let a fart slip and it came out "hooonda"! Just before he went out of the office door, the receptionist called after him. "The doctor recommends you try going to a dentist." "A dentist?", he thought. What the heck. He was desperate at this point so he called a local dentist. When he arrived and described his problem to the old Japanese dentist, the dentist nodded his head and said "you have abscessed tooth." "An abscessed tooth?!?", the incredulous salesman says. "Why the hell do you say that?" To which the dentist replied, "Everybody knows abscess make the fart go Honda,"

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