I always tell her that she's wrong, but she always tells me the same thing. So, one day, we go to the doctors and the doctor tells me, "We're going to have to cut your girlfriend's legs off." Flabbergasted, I ask him why. He tells me, "Well, that'll stop her from jumping to conclusions."
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