An old man went to the doctor and said, "Doctor, I was wondering if you could help me. My wife and I are not getting the same amount of pleasure from sex that we used to."
The doctor looked at the wrinkled old man in surprise, and said, "Can I ask you how old you are, sir?"
"I'm 82", said the old man.
"82!", exclaimed the doctor, "How old is your wife?"
"She's 80", was the reply.
The doctor was astonished by this, and said, "So let me make sure that I understand this right. You are 82, and your wife is 80 and you are worried that you don't get as much pleasure from sex as you used to?"
"That is correct." said the old man, "What can you do to help me?"
"Well," said the doctor, "when did you first notice this problem?"
The old man looked thoughtful, "I noticed it first last night, but then twice this morning."
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