Fart Glossary

ART FART= it's such a beauty you want to immortalize it on canvas.ARROGANT FART= When you think your farts don't stink.ASSUALT FART= A sudden attack that shoots virtual flames out your arse.TIRE FART= You can't control the blow out.BEER FARTS= These come out of every 'can' and smell like warm beer.JAIL FART= Been doing time inside you for quite awhile, and finally makes its great escape.DONKEY FART= Your ass is the only one that can do it.GHOST FART= You can't hear it, you can't see it, and you can't smell it.HOME ALONE FART= When you're home alone and a great one is wasted on no one.SHOE FART= When you bend over to tie your shoe laces and one escapes.TANK FART= When you refer to your farts as 'gas'.OLD FART= You know how old it is by how bad it smells.BRAIN FART= You need to fart, but nothing comes out.ALZHEIMER FART= A confused fart that heads the wrong way, and becomes a burp.NOT-ME FART= When you drop a bomb in a crowded elevator, turn around to the person behind you and give a disgusted look and whisper "PIG!"U.F.O. FART= When someone farts in crowded room, label it as a "Unidentified Foul Odor".