A homeless man was looking for a place to sleep..

... as he was walking by, he noticed a lady alone in her house. So, he knocked on the lady's door, and asked if he could sleep there for the night.

"Alright," she said, "but you have to sleep in my bathtub."

When he went to sleep that night he noticed a pair of the woman's panties hanging on the wall. He didn't like the look of them, so he pulled them down and tore them up, and went to sleep.

When the lady came in the next day she was appalled at what he had done.

"You can't sleep in here anymore," she said, " tonight you have to sleep onto the couch."

While the homeless man was trying to get to sleep that night, the cat sitting next to him was bothering his allergies. So, he pulled all the hairs out of the cat, and then went to sleep.

When the lady came in the next day, again she was appalled at what the homeless man had done.

"That's it, you get one more chance!" She told the homeless man, "but this time, you'll be sleeping in the barn."

Nightfall came quickly and the homeless man was laying down in the barn trying to fall asleep, but he noticed that the donkeys ass was a weird colour. So, he found some paint that was tucked away, and painted the donkey's ass red.

When the lady came in the next morning she had seen enough. With everything that had happened, and she decided she was taking the man to court.

When the court day came, she found herself sitting in front of the judge.

"What has this man done to you that you had to bring him into my courtroom?" The judge asked.

She replied, " Your honour, this man has pulled down my panties and tore them up, pulled all the hairs off my pussy and painted my ass red!"