My wife used to own this donkey. Her name was Elvira. The donkey I mean, not my wife. She started putting on some weight as she got older - again, the donkey, not my wife.
One day a pair of "little people" moved in next door. They were twin brothers, and for some reason their parents named them both Gene. It was really confusing, but they were good folks.
A few weeks after moving in, the two guys asked if they could come over and ride Elvira. I didn't see any reason why not, so they clambered up on her, both at the same time, and my wife and I walked her around the yard with them.
Because they were so small, it was no problem at all for Elvira to carry the two of them. The only odd side effect was, because of their abnormally small size, Elvira looked even bigger than usual. It was honestly kind of comical.
My wife turned and looked me dead in the eyes.
"Honey....do these Genes make my ass look fat?"
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