A church tale

An Alabama preacher
said to his congregation, 'Someone in this
congregation has spread a rumor that I belong
to the Ku Klux Klan.

'This is a
horrible lie and one which a Christian
community cannot tolerate. I am embarrassed
and do not intend to accept this.

Now, I want the
party who did this to stand and ask
forgiveness from God and this Christian Family.'

No one moved.

The preacher
continued, 'Do you have the nerve to face me
and admit this is a falsehood?

Remember, you will
be forgiven and in your heart you will feel
glory. Now stand and confess your transgression.'

Again all was quiet.

Then slowly, a
drop-dead gorgeous blonde with a body that
would stop traffic... rose from the third pew.

Her head was bowed
and her voice quivered as she spoke, 'Reverend
there has been a terrible misunderstanding.

I never said you
were a member of the Ku Klux Klan. I simply
told a couple of my friends that you were a
wizard under the sheets.'