Theres these 3 people on a plane the president of the United States a boy and a priest the plane is about to crash there are only 2 parashots the prsident said i should go im the smartest in the world. So the priset said you go kid i had a good life no u go no u go kid we can both go the stupid ass president took my book bag.
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