The Top 15 Advertising Catch Phrases That Didn't Catch On


15> We do chickens, right?


14> Come for the goat cheese. Stay for the pig's feet!


13> And bring your red-assed baboon!


12> A chestful o' carcinoma in every puff!


11> A wipe so clean you could eat between them!


10> Find a roach, win a bike!


9> Ding-dong... Diarrhea's here!


8> 10,000 undertakers can't be wrong!


7> As Seen On TV If You Were Watching At 4 a.m. Last Tuesday


6> So good you'll regurgitate it to eat it again


5> Have Another Handful, Lardass


4> It's the Loaded-With-Alcohol-So-You-Can-Catch-a-Buzz-and-Drown-Out-the-Noise-of-Your-Spouse-and-Kids-Along-With-Your-Cold-Symptoms Medicine


3> Bathroom tissue so squeeze-ably soft, your butt cheeks will give it a bear hug.


2> Almost no chance of infection!


1> Wouldn't you like to suck our nuts?


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