... so one London hospital had started trying to use animal parts instead.
A man who had lost his eye, arm and his penis in the bombings was one of the first patients receiving this experimental treatment.
Instead of his lost eye, they gave him the eye of an eagle.
Instead of his lost arm, they gave him an arm from a gorilla.
Instead of his lost penis, they gave him an elephant trunk.
A month after surgery, he had a checkup to see if there was any rejection or whatnot. And since this was a medical science breakthough, there were a lot of interested doctors that had come to see what had happened.
The surgeon who performed the transplant asked the man how his eye had worked?
The man says "Oh, it's great! My vision has improved a lot. I can spot people miles away, and I find anything I'm looking for without any problems."
"How has the gorilla arm woked for you?"
"It's great! It really helps me at work lifting heavy things, and I am more popular; When the guys want to arm wrestle, I win every time, and it also seems to attract the ladies as well!"
"Alright, how has the elephant trunk worked out for you then?"
"Well, I don't want to complain or anything, but it keeps trying to stuff grass into my arse..."
*ed: speling*
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