A zoo bought a female gorilla a while back. Recently, she went into heat, so the zookeeper called all his friends at different zoos to find a male gorilla to deal with the issue.
He called and called, but the budget his board had given him was only $10,000, and nobody could afford to ship their gorilla for only ten grand. Meanwhile, this gorilla is getting dangerously horny.
The zookeeper is working late after a few nights of this, and after a failed call with his friend in Tokyo, he steps outside and sees the Boris the janitor sweeping up around the gorilla enclosure.
Zookeeper says, "Marvin, look, would you ever be interested in fucking this gorilla for $10,000?"
Boris looks at him and thinks for a minute, then says he will, but he's got a few ground rules. "1. I will not kiss her. 2. Nobody must ever find out about this. And 3. I'm gonna need a few days to get that $10,000 together."
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