A man looked out his window one day, and lo and behold, there was a huge gorilla up the tree in his back yard. Not knowing what to do, he googled "gorilla catcher" and amazingly, there was a professional gorilla catcher, close by. He called, and was told, "Stay in the house till I get there, but I'll need your help later."
When the gorilla catcher got there, he had a big stick, a rifle, and a large, ferocious-looking dog. The gorilla catcher said to the homeowner, "This is what's going to happen: I'm going to climb up the tree and use the stick to knock the gorilla out of the tree. The dog is trained to instantly run forward, while the gorilla is laying there stunned, and clamp its teeth around the gorilla's balls. The gorilla will be afraid to move, and it will be easy to load him in the truck after that."
The homeowner thought for a minute, then asked, "What's the rifle for?"
The gorilla catcher answered, "Oh, yeah, I forgot. If I mess up and the gorilla knocks ME out of the tree.....shoot the dog."
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