...and he waddles his way up to a lemonade stand. The duck goes up the the guy and says "Quack! You got any grapes?"
"What? No." The guy exclaimed "This is a lemonade stand, why would I have grapes?"
"Quack! Okay." He says, and he waddles away.
About an hour goes by and the duck waddles his way back to the lemonade stand and, once again, he asks "Quack! You got any grapes?"
"No, duck, I already told you I don't have any grapes!" The guy exclaims.
"Quack!" Says the duck "Okay" and he waddles away.
Another hour goes by and the duck waddles back and, yet again, asks the man "Quack! You got any grapes?"
"God damn, duck, I already fucking told you that I don't have grapes." The guy says as he gets mad "You ask me that again and I'll staple your annoying bill closed! Now piss off."
"Quack." Says the duck as he waddles away.
Three hours later, the ducks starts waddling his way back. He stops when he gets close, looks at the man, then continues over to him. "Quack! You got any staples?" The duck asks.
"What!? No, why on earth would I have staples?"
"Quack! You got any grapes?"
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