A priest is walking down the street one day when he notices a
very small boy trying to press a doorbell on a house across the
street. However, the boy is very small and the doorbell is too
high for him to reach.
After watching the boy's efforts for some time, the priest moves
closer to the boy's position.
He steps smartly across the street, walks up behind the little
fellow and, placing his hand kindly on the child's shoulder,
leans over and gives the doorbell a sold ring.
Crouching down to the child's level, the priest smiles
benevolently and asks, "And now what, my little man?" To which
the boy replies, "Now we run!"
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