Different Religions


All of the different religions have varying methods of
determining how much money is given to God and how much they
keep. The Baptists draw a circle on the ground and throw the
money into the air. All of the money that falls in the circle
goes to God and the money outside the circle is kept by the
people. The Methodists also use this method except that they
draw a triangle on the ground instead of a circle. The Catholics
also use this method. But when they throw the money, God keeps
what he wants and they keep what comes down.

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