Nun Faints


A nun at a catholic school was going around her class asking the students
what they wanted to become when they grow up.


"I want to be a Firefighter!" said Johnny.


"I want to be a Secretary!" said Nicole.


"I'm going to be a Lawyer!" said Andrew.


The class went on like this, and finally, it came to be Katie's turn, and
she proudly said, "I'm going to be a Prostitute!"


With this, the nun fainted dead on the floor, and when she came to, she
looked into the crowd, found Katie, and asked, "WHAT did you say?"


"I said I want to be a Prostitute!"


"Thank God! I thought you said you were going to be a protestant!"

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