In the wee hours of the morning a wife is woken up by the sound of the door, signaling the return home of her husband. She lays in bed listening to the thuds of his feet slowly make their way up the stairs. They get to the doorway and stop. The wife looks up and sees her husband carrying a sheep. Angry at him for waking her up she yells "Do you have any idea what time it is? And what is that thing doing here?!"
The husband, wobbly, leans against the door frame and says "this is the pig I've been screwing for the past 5 years!"
His wife shakes her head in part anger, part disgust and says "you drunk idiot, that's a sheep!"
The husband, looking slightly annoyed, repsonds "I wasn't talking to you!"
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