somewhere in Scotland when an American tourist walks up to the bar. The Scotsman turns to the American, clearly drunk, and points out the window.
"Ye see that wall, right there?" The Scotsman said in a heavy accent. "Built that with me bare hands. But do they call me "McGregor the Wall Builder... No..."
After another round of drinks, the Scotsman turns to the American, pointing out the window again.
"Ye see that dock there? Down by the lake?" The Scotsman said. "Built that with me bare hands. But do they call me 'McGregor the Dock Builder... No..."
After another round of drinks, the Scotsman turns to the American again.
"Ye fuck one sheep..."
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