His friend "Oh no, philosophy is very important!"
"How so?" says the guy
His friend "Do you have a dog"
"Yes we do"
His friend "That means you have it for a reason, could be to protect your sheep?"
"Wow yeah it actually is!"
His friend "Well you're not a shepard, and you have no brothers so your dad must be one."
"Wow that is all correct!"
His friend "And you're happy in you life so is your dad, so your mother must be a decent respectful lady."
"Wow.. Philosophy truly is amazing" says the guy as he leaves.
The guy then meets his other friend: "Dude i learned this amazing thing about philosophy"
"What did you learn?" His 2nd friend
The guy "Do you have a dog?"
"No" says his 2nd friend
The guy "Your mum is a bitch."
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