A young couple with a young boy were in an aeroplane that was
going down, fast. There were three parachutes, the pilot had
already taken off with one.
The couple had a dilema, wone they got their parachutes on, they
couldn't hold on to the child. After a few seconds thought, they
decide to save thir own skins.
The couple parachute out, then, after they land, start walking
home. And to their great surprise, their child was sitting in
the living room watching the television.The couple stuttered for
a while, then asked him, how did you get here.
The boy turned from the television, then with a huge grin on his
face, replied.
"Me no silly, me no dumb, me hold on to Daddys bum, daddy
farted, I went zoom, that's how I got home so soon!"
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