..There was a boy who had a crush on a girl in his class. Once during a class the girl fell asleep. The sister who was teaching got irritated and asked the girl
"Who is our ultimate saviour?"
The boy, not wanting the girl to land in trouble, poked her from behind with a pencil. The girl jumped up shouting "Jesus Christ!!". The sister assumed the girl must have been paying attention and continued
After a while, the girl slept again. More irritated, the sister now asked her - " in whom do we trust?". Our boy poked her again and the girl jumped saying "Oh Lord!!". Sister was now annoyed that the girl got away both times
The class must have been particularly boring because the girl dozed off a third time. The sister decided to ask a tough one - " what did Eve say to Adam when they had their tenth son. Before the boy could intervene the girl, now awake, turned around and said out loud - "If you.poke that damn thing again, I'll cut it off!"
The sister fainted.
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