A guy in school has a rare disorder where he does whatever he's told. One day we were watching a play about the alphabet ...

Each actor played a letter of the alphabet.

The guy, sitting right next to me, decides it's a great idea to call me a retard.

"Fuck you!" I reply.

He was expelled and is now in prison.

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