Dog Bites

Mr. Harris had a new secretary who was such a pretty young thing
and so eager to please that he decided to "work late" and to
take her to dinner tonight. So he called up his wife to tell her
he would be late and she replied, "No problem."


So Mr. Harris treated his secretary to dinner at a fancy
restaurant where they had one drink too many. After dinner with
her, it was obvious that Mr. Harris would get lucky tonight when
the girl asked him to take her home. When they got to the
secretary's home, they did the wild thing for over two hours.
When it was over, Mr. Harris went to the bathroom to freshen up
and get ready to go home. Looking into the mirror, he noticed
that he had a huge hickey on his neck. He had no idea what he
was going to tell his wife and fell into a state of panic. But
he had no choice but to go home and face the music as it was
getting quite late.


Putting his key into the lock, he heard his dog come barking and
scratching at the door. He thought, "Aha! I got an idea." He
entered the house, fell on the carpet and pretended to fight off
the affectionate dog.


Holding his neck in one hand, he walked into the bedroom and
exclaimed, "Honey! Look what the dog did to my neck!"


Mrs. Harris looked up, ripped open her bathrobe and said,
"That's nothing. Look what he did to my tits!"