Two guys decide to go duck hunting.
Neither of them has ever been before, and after several hours, they still haven�t bagged any birds.
One hunter looks to the other and says, �I just don�t understand it. Why aren�t we getting any ducks?�
His friend replies, �It�s like I keep telling you, I just don�t think we�re throwing the damn dog high enough.�
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Edited by Calamjo
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