A man noted for his tact was awakened one morning at 4 a.m by his ringing telephone.
"Your dog's barking, and it's keeping me awake," said an irritated voice.
The man thanked the caller, and politely asked his name before hanging up.
The next morning at 4 a.m he called his neighbor back.
"Sir," he said, "I don't have a dog."
Submitted by Curtis
Edited by Calamjo
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