Doctor's Convention Year 00-01

Every year the top doctors of all the nations meet at this huge
convention. Yeah, there's short classes, etc. which they attend,
but the real reason there always there is to "out do" each
other. Well, this year at the convention, four doctors got to
talking (bragging).


The doctor from China says "Yep, let me tell ya fellas..our
country is so advanced...we can do a liver transplant, and have
the person out looking for a job in a month!" and then not to be
outdone, the doc. from Japan says...."Shew, that's nothin'...our
country is so advanced, we can do a heart transplant..and have
em' out lookin' for a job in 2 weeks!" and then, not to be
outdone of course, the doctor from Russia says "Why that's
nothing, our country is so advanced, we can do a liver
transplant, AND a heart transplant..and have em' out looking for
a job in a week!


And then the doctor from the USA, says "Why you all are
pathetic...I've got ya all beat by a long shot! Our country is
so advanced....we can take an asshole out of Texas, and put in
the Whitehouse, and have the whole nation lookin' for a job the
very next day!