What to Wear to IRS Interview

A man, called to testify at the IRS, asked his accountant for
advice on what to wear. "Wear your shabbiest clothing. Let him
think you are a pauper," the accountant replied.


Then he asked his lawyer the same question, but got the opposite
advice. "Do not let them intimidate you. Wear your most elegant
suit and tie."


Confused, the man went to his Rabbi, told him of the conflicting
advice, and requested some resolution of the dilemma. "Let me
tell you a story," replied the Rabbi. "A woman, about to be
married, asked her mother what to wear on her wedding night.
'Wear a heavy, long, flannel nightgown that goes right up to
your neck.' But when she asked her best friend, she got
conflicting advice. 'Wear your most sexy negligee, with a V
neck.'"


The man protested, "What does all this have to do with my
problem with the IRS?" "No matter what you wear, you are going
to get screwed."