A little girl was learning about whales and she went up to her
teacher to ask her a question, "Teacher, do whales eat humans?"
The teacher replied, "No, their necks are too small." The little
girl said, "Johan got eaten by a whale." Teacher replied, "No he
didn't, whales' necks are way to SMALL." "Well when I go to
heaven I'm going to ask Johan myself," said the little girl.
"What if he went to hell?" asked the teacher. "Then you can go
ask him!" answered the little girl!
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