A 13 year old boy came home all happy. His mum asked, "What did you do at school today hunny?"
"Oh I had sex with my teacher," he said calmly.
The mother began to scream and yell and sent him to his room until his father got home.
When the father arrived home the mother said distroutly and close to tears, "Go talk to your son...he had sex with his teacher today!!!"
The dad with the BIG grin on his face walked upstairs. He asked his son what happened at school and his son told him "I had sex with my teacher."
The dad said, "Son I am so proud of you I'm going to get you that bike you wanted."
They go out and buy the bike and then the dad asked him if he wanted to ride it home and the son replied, "Nah dad my bum is still sore."
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