'Does anybody already know any french?' she asks the class.
One boy raises his hand.
'Ahhh, Tres bien. Comment t'appelle tu?' the teacher asks him,
'Shit fuck cuntingface,' the boy replied, 'Sorry I can't say much else, daddy only uses a few french words.'
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