Fishing trip

Early in the morning, a man set out for a fishing trip. Before he left his
wife said, "Stay home. It's raining out there, and windy."
The husband did not answer, and walked out. When he was in the street,
downpour and strong wind make him shudder. He walked a couple of blocks, but
then decided the weather was too bad indeed, so he turned back. He walked into
his apartment, undressed and dove into the bed.
"What a dog's weather," he said, still shuddering.
"Yes," the wife said. "Such weather and my idiot left for a fishing trip."