And tells the women at the counter, " I'm looking for some pussy" the clerk is concerned and instead offers the man some chicken. $10 and you can have your way with the chicken. She says. The man looks at the chicken on the counter, after a moment of silence he agrees. She points him down the hall to the first room on the right.
The man walks in and sets the chicken on a table. Nervously he drops his pants and gets it done.
Thanks, I will be back for more chicken he tells the clerk on his way out.
Two weeks go by and the man returns. Can I get in on some more of that chicken? He asks. No, but we do have a peep show going on $5. The man pays up and proceeds to the second door on the right as instructed, Steps into a dark room with sets of eye holes drilled into the wall, on the other side of the wall were two beautiful women having sex. Impressed he comments aloud " this place is great!"
A man standing next to him replays " you should have been here two weeks ago, some asshole was fucking a chicken"
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