A man walks into a bar and sits down. The bartender tells him, "if you make the horse laugh you get a drink on me". So the man heads for the horse in the empty room of the bar. The man whispers in the horse's ear and the horse laughs.
The bartender gives him a free drink.
Next night the man comes back. The bartender tells him "if you can make the horse cry you get 3 drinks on the house". So the man walks up to the horse and them closes the door. After about 5 seconds he comes out of the empty room and leaves the horse crying.
He comes back the next night. The bartender working all three nights finally asks the guy "How did you make the horse laugh?" the man says, "Told em' my penis was bigger then his." Bartender says, "Well then, how did you make em cry?" then the man says, "I showed 'em."
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