One evening a man was driving his car on a empty road

and his car broke down, he opens the car hood in attempt to fix it but can't see shit since it's very dark, all of a sudden he hears a voice.
"Dont bother friend, the engine is gone."

He is like "Wut" and is very afraid since he is alone.

However he ignores the voice and takes his cellphone light looking to find a quick solution for his car.

He hears the voice again "I told you that the engine is broken"

He turns the light behind and sees a horse, he is shocked and starts running for few miles without even stopping he sees a house and knocks the door.

An old man answers, he tells him the story and the old man says "Was it a horse?"

Man: "Yes"

Old man: "Fuck him, he knows shit about cars"

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