On the sixth day God turned to the Archangel Gabriel and said "today I am
going to create a land called Canada, it will be a land of outstanding
natural beauty, it shall have tall majestic mountains full of mountain
goats and eagles, beautifully sparkly lakes bountiful with carp and trout,
forests full of elk and moose, high cliffs overlooking sandy beaches with
an abundance of sea life, rivers stocked with salmon" God continued "I
shall make the land rich in oil so to make the inhabitants prosper, I
shall call these inhabitants Canadians, they shall be known as the most
friendly people on the earth" "But Lord" asked Gabriel "don't you think
you are being too generous to these Canadians?" "Not really" replied God
"just wait and see the neighbors I am going to give them."
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