Unfortunate Wino

A man is having a night out on the town with his buddies. On his walk home he sees the town wino passed out in a gutter. He decides he's going to take advantage of the poor man thinking that he would wake up with no recollection. The man does his thing but feels bad about it after so he stuffs a $10 bill in the winos pocket and proceeds home.

The next morning the wino wakes up, finds the 10$ in his pocket but has no clue where it came from. He heads to the liquor store, slaps the $10 on the counter and tells the clerk "I'll take $10 of the cheapest wine you have." He drinks the wine and passes out in the same gutter.

The same man is walking home and sees the wino again. He decides to once again take advantage of him. When he finishes, he feels bad and stuffs a $20 bill in his pocket and proceeds home.

The wino wakes up, finds the $20 bill but has no idea where it came from. He heads to the liquor store, slaps the $20 bill on the counter and tells the clerk "give me $20 of the cheapest wine you have." The wino drinks all the wine and passes out in the same gutter.

Again, the man sees the wino passed out in the gutter and decides he's going to take advantage of him. This time he feels really terrible about it and stuffs a $50 bill in his pocket and proceeds home.

The wino wakes up, finds the $50 but has no idea where it came from. He goes to the liquor store, slaps the $50 on the counter but before he can say anything the clerk says "let me guess, $50 of the cheapest wine I have?" The wino responds "no, $50 of the best wine you have, this cheap shit is tearing up my ass."

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