Bumped into a woman at the local nightclub

She looked like a horse, but she had the biggest pair of tits I had ever seen, so I said to her, "Admittedly you aren't the best looking woman in the world, but holy moly, your tits are huge! How do you keep them concealed?"

The woman laughed and said, "Well I wear a zebra (z-bra)!"

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