So a guy goes to a whorehouse

So a guy walks into a whorehouse and he tells the Madam that he'd like to get laid.

"How much money you fixn' to spend?" asks the Madam.

"I got five bucks," says the rube.

The Madam snorts and says "Well, five bucks'll only get you old Bertha. She's 62, fat and ain't got no teeth, but she'll fuck ya. Go up to room 305."

So the guy lays down his money and goes upstairs to find his toothless date. A while later he comes down smiling, and gives the Madam a wink and a thumbs-up.

A week later the guy comes back to the whorehouse and tells the Madam he wants to get laid again, and the Madam again asks him how much he's going to spend.

"I only got a buck," he says.

"Well, for a buck you can go up to 208. There's a chicken in there, and if you can catch it you can fuck it."

So the guy lays down his money and goes upstairs to 208. A while later he comes down smiling and again winks at the Madam and gives her a big thumbs-up, even though he's sweating, gasping for air, and covered in chicken feathers.

So a week later the rube comes back again, but this time he's only got 50 cents. The Madam shakes her head and says "Fine, go up to 210 and wait there."

The rube goes upstairs and enters 210 only to find a room full of guys and a few empty chairs, all facing curtains at one end of the room and a sign that says "Sex Show." He sits down and waits for the curtains to open.

After a few minutes he leans over to the guy next to him and asks, "So, what's the show about?"

"I don't know," replies the other guy,"but last week it was some guy fucking a chicken."