My nephew Agar isn't the smartest guy in the world. When he watches the Three Stooges...he takes notes!
Adams Wisconsin has been named he most hillbilly backward town in the entire Midwest. In your face Nebraska!
There's a drive-thru funeral home in Virginia. You pay your respects at one window & get blessed & supersized at the next!
I went water-skiing with my Amish buddy yesterday. It was fun but the horse almost drowned pulling the boat!
Meth is a terrible problem in the Southwest. We've got to get the people off that crap & back in cigarettes & alcohol like normal!
The NYPD now has a mandatory class in courtesy. They no longer use the "N" word before shooting innocent people!
I cleaned the fridge yesterday. I found a milk carton with Jimmy Hoffa's picture on it.
Adams Wisconsin has been named he most hillbilly town in the entire Midwest. Their July 4th parade has a Jack Daniels float!
On this day in 1995 the US Space shuttle docked with the Russian space station. It was the last time anything American was in a Russian since Seth Green dated Milla Jovovich!
The latest poll shows Trump & Hillary are now even. That's right we now hate them both equally!
I'll be performing at Summerfest the same day as Tim McGraw & The BoDeans. Wow, I hope somebody shows up at their stages!
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