The Lone Ranger and Tonto are riding through the plains, doing heroic cowboy shit, when suddenly the Lone Ranger feels the call of nature. He dismounts and goes off behind a bush and squats. A few moments later he runs back screaming frantically pulling his pants up. "What happened?" asks Tonto. "A goddamned snake bit my taint!" Yells the ranger in agony. Tonto, seeing that his companion cannot ride his horse in his condition, makes him comfortable next to a fire and rides to the closest town as fast as he can. When he gets there he rushes to the town doctor and describes the snake that bit the ranger. The doctor sadly tells him " there is no cure for this bite, the only hope is to suck the venom out." Tonto, thinks for a moment and makes his decision. He rides back to the Lone Ranger as fast as he can. When he arrives he sees his friend, weak and sick next to the fire as he left him. " well, what did the doctor say old buddy?" Says the lone ranger. Tonto sits next to him, puts his hand on his shoulder and says " doctor says you're gonna die"
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