A man is in the desert.

He is an archeologist staying with a group of local people. One day he asks, "I don't see any women here. How is it that you relieve yourselves?" The locals say that they will show him, and to meet them by the river Tomorrow afternoon.
So the next day, he goes with the men down to the water, and there is a donkey down on the shore. "You can go first." They say to him. Wanting to be polite, he goes over and hops on the back of the camel, ready to go.
"No you idiot! You fuck it!"

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