A substitute teacher walked into the classroom and said,
"All right students, your teacher wanted me to invigilate a pop quiz. Pass these around."
So the teacher invigilates the exam, and constantly sees this one student looking around and cheating, so when the exam is over and everyone dumps their exams on her desk and leaves, she calls the cheater over.
"Boy! come over here!"
"Ok!"
"I saw you cheating the entire exam, give me your test."
So he says in a very pompous voice, "you have no idea who I am do you?"
"Boy I don't care who you are, now give me your test."
So he repeats, "You honestly have no idea who I am do you?"
"No, now give me your sheet."
He runs over to the pile of exams and stuffs his right in the middle, and runs out of the room.
This is a true story about my dad's friend. I hope it counts as a joke
Many of the jokes are contributions from our users. If you find anything offensive and against our policy please report it here with a link to the page. We will do everything to make this an enjoyable platform for everyone.