One day a teacher had a taste test with her students.
She picked a little boy to do the first test.
She blindfolded him, put a Hershey kiss in his mouth and asked, "Do you know what it is?"
"No, I don't," said the little boy.
"Okay, I'll give you a clue. It's the thing your daddy wants from your mom when he gets home from work."
Suddenly, a little girl at the back of the room yelled,
"Spit it out! It's a piece of ass!"
Submitted by Curtis
Edited by Calamjo
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