A High School teacher was lecturing her class on why companies advertise and what they do to make people remember them. "That's why companies have slogans," he explained. "For example, who can tell me which company says, 'I'm loving it!'" To which the students reply, "McDonald's!" All the students knew that one. "How about 'My Baloney has a first name.'" To which some of the students said "O-S-C-A-R." He mentioned a few more, and discovered that his class was pretty savvy about slogans. then he asked, "Whose slogan is 'Just do it!'" to which one boy quickly shouted out "My Mom!"
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