A school teacher asks her class, "What vegetable makes your eyes water?"
Little Johnny replies, "A turnip, miss."
"No Johnny," says the teacher, "I believe you are thinking of an onion, aren't you?"
"No miss," says Little Johnny, "have you never been hit in the balls with a turnip?"
Submitted by Calamjo
Edited by Curtis
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