A brave knight has to go and fight in the Crusades and leaves his sexy wife at home.
As he can't trust her, he fits her with a chastity belt made from razor blades.
On his victorious return, he lines up his male staff, making them drop their trousers. He is greeted, one by one, by a line of shredded todgers, except one.
He goes up to that man and says, "I trusted you and, unlike all the others, you have not betrayed my trust. In return I shall give you half my land."
To which, the servant replies, "Ugg ou gery muk."
Submitted by Calamjo
Edited by yisman and Curtis
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