After church on Sunday morning, a young boy suddenly announced to his mother,
"Mom, I've decided I'm going to be a minister when I grow up.
"That's okay with us," the mother said, "But what made you decide to be a
minister?"
"Well," the boy replied, "I'll have to go to church on Sunday anyway, and I
figure it will be more fun to stand up and yell than to sit still and listen.
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