There was a couple that was married for 20 years, and every time
they had sex the husband always insisted on shutting off the
lights. Well, after 20 years the wife felt this was stupid. She
figured she would break him out of his crazy habit. So one
night, while they were in the middle of doing it, she turned
on the lights. She looked down and saw her husband was holding a
dildo. She gets completely upset.
"You impotent bastard, " she sreamed at him, " how could you be
lying to me all of these years. You better explain yourself!"
The husband looks her straight in the eyes and says, calmly "
I'll explain the dildo....if you explain our three kids."
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